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Life with my brother is so entertaining

I came home from babysitting just now and there was a black car in the driveway, and I thought it was Austin’s friend Lauren’s car. But I walked into his room and I just see these three cute gay faces peeking out at me.

I love having strange boys in my house at all times of the night. I really do, though, they’re always so nice.

May 25th, 2am

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photo So tired I feel semiconscious 
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Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 
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When I get home

I’m going to turn the water on hot, and I’m going to get in the tub and feel it burn, and I’m going to fill it up with bubbles, and I’m going to sleep.

May 25th, 1am

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photo vvitchcrafts:

although i didnt graduate today, my school is better than yours 4evR
 
photo Me: Is that powdered sugar on your muffin?
TPetraitis: No, it’s crack. 

Me: Is that powdered sugar on your muffin?

TPetraitis: No, it’s crack. 

May 24th, 10pm

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photo tyleroakley:

maxthecreator:

Mark Ruffalo looking at a bag of Ruffles with his pet buffalo, Mark Buffalo. 

God bless this post.